I'm drive I can fine osifer
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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