i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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