We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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