So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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