I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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