it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
soo... how was my night?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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