After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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