I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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