What a fucking waste of an outfit
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
