you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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