Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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