i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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