my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
...so i touched it.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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