i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
