Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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