This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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