He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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