My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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