I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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