Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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