He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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