Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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