What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
