hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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