That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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