please come you make the beer taste better
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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