Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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