Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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