I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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