Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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