I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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