HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
