Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
