i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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