there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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