College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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