is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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