So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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