don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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