he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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