just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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