is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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