Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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