He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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