IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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