i barfeds in our rink
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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