Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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