wat bout pragnant strippers??
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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