No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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