Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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