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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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